Yo Mamma Jokes

Sunny's

• Yo Mama's so fat that she falls off both sides of the bed.
• Yo Mama's so fat that she gives herself group hugs.
• Yo Mama's so fat that she hugged your dad and now he's gone.
• Yo Mama's so fat that when sat on the weight scale, it displayed "Take the other 3 people off.
• Yo Mama's so fat that the last time she saw a 1-800 number was on the weight scale.

• Yo Mama's so stupid that she ordered cheeseburger without the cheese.
• Yo Mama's so stupid that she asked for a refund on a jigsaw puzzle complaining it was broken.
• Yo Mama's so stupid that when the computer asked her to "Press any key to continue" she couldn't find the "Any Key."
• Yo Mama's so stupid that she only changes diapers once a month because the box says "Good for up to 20 pounds."

• Yo Mama's so old that the candles cost more than her birthday cake.
• Yo Mama's so old that she's blind from The Big Bang.
• Yo Mama's so old that she's the only one at the Old Folks Home with a Senior Citizens discount.
• Yo Mama's so old that when she out in the public people assume she's taking a quick break from the life support team.
• Yo Mama's so old that even the AARP doesn't send her spam mail anymore.
• Yo Mama's so old that she watches the History Channel to see if she's on it.
• Yo Mama's so old that after I told her to act her age, she died.
• Yo Mama's so old that people say, "Oh, I didn't know you were still alive.

• Yo Mama's so ugly that doctors use her pictures to make new born babies cry.
• Yo Mama's so ugly that when she went to the zoo, the animals pointed at her.
• Yo Mama's so ugly that ugly people stand next to her to feel better about themselves.

• Yo Mama's so poor that she chases after the garbage truck with a shopping list.
• Yo Mama's so poor that people rob her house for practice.
• Yo Mama's so poor that she uses WhiteOut for tooth filler.
• Yo Mama's so poor that she hangs toilet paper out to dry.

• Yo Mama's breath is so bad that defense companies bottle it as a weapon of mass destruction.

Andy's

• Yo Mama's so fat, when she walks onto stage, Aladdin started singing "A Whole New World!"
• Yo Mama's so poor, after she farted, she said "Clap your hands, stomp your feet, now we have something we can eat."
• Yo Mama's so fat, when we tried walking around her, we got lost.
• Yo Mama's so poor, that when we rang the doorbell, she stuck her head out the window and yelled, "Ding Dong."

Fail :D

• Yo Mama's so fat, she uses Mexico as her tanning booth
• Yo Mama's so fat, when she sits in the movie theater, she sits next to everyone.
• Yo Mama'so stupid, she stole free samples.

Allan's

• Yo Mama's so fat, she has more rolls than the town bakery.